With the Twins starting off a bit rocky, I know my readers would like to read something inspirational. Here it is: I am undefeated thus far in bags on the year.
Awesome, right? Now I can't say there haven't been close calls, but I have always prevailed and currently stand at 8-0. With this weekend looks like it will be bringing pretty poor playing conditions, I am relieved at the opportunity to rest my bilateral arm weakness from arm over-use.
Who do I have to thank for my talents? First off, I would like to thank my Grandpa. Without him, I would have had to buy a lousy bags set and wouldn't have the hand-built majestic set I have now. Secondly, I would like to thank my friends who stand by me despite them losing EVERY SINGLE GAME. And finally, I would like to thank the one who held us all together: Michelob. Without you, I my aim might be off.
In all seriousness though, get yourselves a bag set. Even if the Twins are losing, you can still be outside, grilling and chilling with your friends with the game on the radio. Can't stop the partyrock.
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