My Letter to the Taliban

There has been the recent release to the press about the discovery of documents that speak of attacking President Barack Obama and General David Petraeus. These documents, among others of great importance, were collected during the raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound that resulted the death of that SOB Bin Laden.

Now, as I was reading on CNN.com, some of the documents discovered detail a plan to kill the President along with the General, who was the top US military commander in the region at the time the documents were written.

I just want to give a shout out to the Taliban: The US has enough issues on its plate right now with the debt ceiling, a foreseeable 'double-dip' in the recession as well as the very important US-Japan World Cup soccer championship on Sunday -- We really just have our hands full at the moment, so if you could just hold off or (better yet) drop your plan all together, we would appreciate it. Really, it won't work anyway. You are dealing with the best country in the world in case you haven't noticed by the death of your head honcho.

And no, we won't stop our drone attacks.

Peace out and thanks.

These are my own opinions and do not reflect the opinions of my employer: Ticket King!