Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Even Jesus Hates the Yankees

Twins fans, brace yourselves... you are going to be irate. A Recent NY Daily News magazine cover:

"Bad News: Yanks must go on the road for playoffs," the cover reads and continues with, "Good News: They play the Twins".

Get a clue. The blasted New York Yankees come to town for the opening series against the Twins for the American League Division Series. Mind you, the Yankees LOST (LOST!!) the American League Championship and are only in the playoffs as a Wild Card, in contrast to the Twins, who have known for over a week that the they gained a post-season berth. But hey, who is counting. Jerks.

Our ace, Liariano will have a showdown against the Yank's workhorse, C.C. Sabathia. Let us collectively cross our fingers that this post season matchup will mirror neither the Twins' stumble to the finish line this season, nor the 2009 season playoff result. Seriously, I have had enough of the Yankees... and that is the best way I can describe it without falling off the wagon.

I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate those of you who will be attending the games this week while I will be watching the game in the comfort of my own home pouring over marketing and economics texts to study for a Friday test. Thanks UST, thanks.


  1. true, jesus does hate the yankees

  2. not even home field advantage will help the Twins. GO YANKS!

  3. Weird... I didn't know yank fans knew how to read, let alone spell.